So, here we are again...
These are a few of my favorite things
So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say
So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“
I heard my mom scream in the other room
(Source: m4n0verboard, via gloriouslily)
All of my friends live near each other.
For them, it’s like,
“Hey bro, wanna come over?”
“Aight bro, lemme just cross the street.”
For me, it’s like,
“Hey bro, wanna come over?”
“Aight bro, lemme just cross the bridge to Terabithia, take the shortcut through Narnia, take the detour around District 12, and stop by Hogwarts to get groceries.”
(Source: dana-y, via neonpinkmoron)
- Aladdin: You’re gonna grant me any three wishes I want, right?
- Genie: Uhhh, almost. There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos…
- Aladdin: Like…?
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